My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
This will never not be funny
GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’
Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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arizona joins the aesthetic movement
I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD
I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
that is actually a perfect description
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it*new orleans parade music*